February 14, 2020

The week before hometowns: Pilot Pete

I had a post with GIFs all ready to go and then the GIFs stopped working, so here we are.

I think we can all agree that Peter is the worst Bachelor we've seen in quite some time. He's just really bad at this.

Madison is admirable. I appreciate her coming on the show and being truthful and upfront and I think I know what kind of husband she's looking for and I think we can all agree that Peter is not it. He's not a spiritual leader, of the Christian sort or of the family sort. He's just not. She needs to get herself a Luke P.

I hope this implodes on Peter, truly. He was totally lying to her and gave her that "I'm falling in love with you" line just to keep her around.

I do like Madison. She doesn't seem too young to get married but she's too young to be the Bachelorette. I hope she slowly fades into the background and finds a nice guy.

Hannah Ann....I don't know. She's fine? She's totally not ready to get married so she's too young for this. Also, too young to be the Bachelorette because I don't think she knows what she wants. Peter is just there so he fits what she wants for now. She molds herself to be what he assumes he needs. Which is someone who will turn on the tears just so he can feel a little bit validated.

Kelsey wears so much make-up. I can't see past the contouring, to be honest. I don't really care about her. She's nice enough and, I think, real enough to be likable but she'd be a really boring Bachelorette. Imagine the amount of makeup brushes that would have to be stocked on the set for her. I really don't think I've seen her without makeup. All the others have definitely gone on camera without.

Victoria F. >>>  I would tell you what's going to happen but that would be a spoiler. I cannot WAIT for the implosion this week.

And I do like Kelley too much. Meaning, I would want her to be my only pick for Bachelorette, but she's too good for this show.


If you need a new Bachelor podcast: Rosecast is funny and interesting. Highly recommend.


  1. OK - I'm totally off to listen to the new podcast - I think I listen to one Bachelor podcast a day.
    Victoria F... I dont think I've LOATHED a contestant as much as this in my life. Her voice - her whiny Kardashian voice ... how do you talk to someone like she does & last??? PETER IS THE WORST!!!!
    I've done spoilers on this one too because I have zero cares about how awful this all is & I too cant wait for this week.

  2. Ok I don’t know the spoilers with Victoria F, but feel free to tell me. She is a TRAINWRECK. They all are. I loved Kelley, but I agree. She’s too good for this show. They all seem so young and immature, and Peter doesn’t seem to think they care unless they burst into tears. It’s gross.


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