Stuff I don't like.

*I wrote this awhile ago and have since edited it many times, but have never hit "publish".  If there's anything else that pops up that I realize I don't like, I'll be sure to let you know in a future rant.*

It's fun to read about what people like.  However, I find it much more enlightening and telling to learn what other people dislike.

This list was originally longer, but I cut it down to the ones that I reallllllly can't stand.  For the record, I hold no grudge in my heart against you if you like any of these things.

Well, unless you give your baby a Facebook page.  *quadruple eye roll* Quite unforgivable.


People who give their babies Facebook pages.  For real, folks, don't do it.  Oh and if you're gonna do it anyway, make sure you update it from the newborn's point of view.  I love it when that pops up on the ol' Newsfeed.


Reality t.v.  
I know so many of you love it, but I don't like the staged aspect of it and the constant commercials.  We can agree to disagree. 

The Police/Sting
My one request was that the D.J. at our wedding not play anything by this group (oh, and NO Shania Twain).  The moron played it.  If it hadn't been my wedding day, and my husband hadn't stopped me, I totally would've complained.  Apparently we got the D.J. who couldn't read words on a piece of paper. 


Yoga
I want to like it.  I just can't. 

Fifty Shades of Grey
Hands down, dumbest thing I ever tried to read.  According to my blog stats, two people have found my Fifty Shades review by searching "fifty shades paralleling twilight".  My purpose has been served. 

People who update their Facebook statuses with the weather
I live in Alaska.  At any given time, I could tell you the exact weather of my hometown in Pennsylvania ...just by checking Facebook.


Talking about how great and unattainable Carrie Underwood's legs are. 
Do some squats, sister!  You'll get there!  That chick is a vegan who does lunges all day.
Actually, I don't like it when people point out how great something is but have no intention of trying to do it/get it themselves.  Almost everything is attainable if you're willing to work for it. 

Camping, hunting, fishing
My husband was supposed to go on a hunting trip this week.  I was not (see picture below).  However, in the raw rush of emotions that accompanies deployment (or my desperate need for attention), he stayed home instead.

Right-o