Because it's Monday.
I can't remember if I mentioned it here (because I mention a lot of inconsequential things on this blog), but I've turned into Jojo when it comes to dogs. I see a dog, I reach out my arms for it, and I start talking to it.
I don't like Halloween. It's on a Monday this year.
By the end of the week, I have a nicely dramatic effect going on.
Guilty.
Hilarious.
