+I had this theory that she had such a hard time choosing in that last episode because she realized she'd already sent home the best guys for her, therefore she just had to work with what she had left.
+A phone conversation...
Me: I was up late watching The Bachelorette.
Scott: OH GOD....
Me: Indeed.
Scott: Who did you want to win?
Me: The war veteran. Luke.
Scott: What's his last name?
Me, yelling into the next classroom: What's Luke's last name??
Coworker: ...Pell.
Me: Pell.
Scott: ...any guy who posts this many selfies has issues...
Me: ARE YOU GOOGLING HIM???
+It was obvious from day one that she just liked Jordan the best. That's it. End of story. He gave her no reason to, and maybe they do have a great relationship (side-eye goes here), but no one else stood a chance.
+Robby had me convinced. Like, he really pulled out the big guns. I liked him in the last episode. He's not the type I would ever go for (that hair...shudder), but he was probably good for her.
+Jordan just had to read from a slip of paper, not even a script, to tell her what she wanted to hear and that was it. She would pick him.
+Wells favorited my friend's tweet. If you haven't listened to the Here to Make Friends interview with Wells, go for it. He seems awesome.
+Also...
BENNNNNN was in the audience, which seemed really odd. That's like inviting your ex from 6 months ago to your engagement party. Also, did Lauren look like a completely different person to anyone else?
+And Jordan put on a nice proposal. I'll give him that. And I liked the ring he picked out. I hope, really, that it does work out. There's too many failed relationships in this world.
+Here's a great recap.
