He will take his blood pressure two dozen times in a row just to see if it'll get down to a level that is satisfactory to him.
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+We went to Buffalo Wild Wings and they asked if the check was together. After we assured them that it was "together", Scott said to me, "I should've said no". Which led to the Waiting discussion.
Scott: You can't have a Pepsi, it's not our anniversary.
Me: I wouldn't even think to ask for one.
Scott: When they asked what you wanted to drink, I should've cut them off with "She'll have water".
Because it's not our anniversary.
Me: Yes, we're married. It's not like we're dating.
I really like the movie Waiting.
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+I went for sushi without him. When I got home, he'd gone fishing.
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+I had a pair of pink shorts on the other day. They didn't quite fit right, so I switched them out for a pair of blue shorts.
S: I liked the pink shorts better. You looked nice.
Me: Why didn't you say that when I had them on?
S: I'm saying it now.
Me: They were bulky. These fit better.
S: Girls look good in pink. It's much more feminine. Like, I really like it when you use that pink water bottle.
I put the pink shorts back on.
