Something interesting

I wish that I had something interesting to write for anyone who may be reading this. But, nothing too interesting has been going on around here. I do, however, have The Office quote-of-the-day calendar, so I'm going to share some of my favorites from so far this year. If I like the quote, I usually pull it off and tape it to the fridge.

I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail.
-Michael (May 5)

Rolph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that can increase his speed and not leave any tracks.
-Dwight (March 15)

Dwight: I say we fill Michael's office with bees. My apiarist owes me a favor.
Jim: Really? Does he do good work or...
Dwight: No, Jim, I use a bad apiarist.
(May 26)

Andy still doesn't know that Angela is having an affair with Dwight. And it's been seventeen days. I mean, eventually he'll figure it out, when their kids have giant heads and beet-stained teeth. But right now it's just awkward.
-Jim (June 7)