Funny things 6/16

I was so sad to realize that there would be no more Jack Ryan and the series was over.

"We may hit 80 degrees". I remember when Wells was born in summer 2018 in Laramie. It was one of the hottest summers on record at around 80 degrees each day. Nothing in Wyoming has a/c, usually, but they brought portable units into the hospital lol. 

(The joke is that Marines are so unintelligent that they use crayons for everything and not pens or pencils. This is a common dis in the military community I've learned.)

I think these would be good to add to a movie-night list for Wells at this age. 

I've had one in my life and I think they used Pepsi?

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I'd just got done having a meltdown over the fact that no one listens to me.

My kids in the backseat: 

Wells: What's the fastest bug?

Before I can even process how little he was still listening to me...

Sutton: I have bones.

En route to the library

Me: We forgot your library book.

Wells: Why do you always forget things?

Me: ...excuse me?

Wells: You should try focusing.