However, it passes the time. It's gotten me through deployments. It's a window to nothingness and sometimes that's what a person needs.
Even if it's the worst.
I'm not invested. I don't care. I don't follow anyone on Instagram, and just a couple on Twitter. It's kind of fun to read the spoilers and see how the puzzle pieces of the franchise fit together.
Everyone needs a hobby.
1. I think Bekah M. looks good as a blonde. She's just painfully young. Too bad she ran away to a pot farm. The re-cappers keep getting this one wrong too. Reality Steve has the timeline that makes sense, and everyone else is just conjecturizing (a word?) and filling in blanks that don't make sense. If you read the spoilers, if makes perfect sense, but most re-cappers do not read spoilers.
2. What is Krystal wearing?
Crushed velvet, no bra, and newscaster pants from 1983. That's what I saw here.
3. Why is Lauren B. so boring? Is every Lauren B. this boring?
I even tried to find a picture by specifically searching "lauren b arie bachelor" and alllll the Laurens from this season came up, as well as Lauren Bushnell. They are literally indistinguishable.
Her shoes for walking around Paris? 4 inch heels? No wonder she was so quiet. I'm always quiet when I'm annoyed at myself and in pain because of shoe choices.
4. Jacqueline...
Doesn't every girl say "I'm so bad at shopping for myself"? Maybe Arie took her shopping because he would prefer something else to the handkerchief she'd been wearing?
She does seem so genuine though.
5.
I listen to A LOT of recap podcasts. This one drives me slightly insane but it passes the time in a quiet house.
What I despise about these podcasts is that they all go unspoiled, so they say really dumb things and I'm always thinking Ohmygoshno, please just read something on the internet before you start talking. Like, get Seinne and Bekah M. out of your top four because anybody with a brain realizes they will not be in the top four (for different reasons), whether you've read the spoilers or not. Just because you want it to happen, doesn't mean it will.
I legitimately cannot wait for this to all blow up in a few weeks because these podcasters will be like We never saw it coming and, really, it's pretty easy to see coming if you have the internet.
