June 9, 2017

5 Bachelorette things.

1. Rachel, say "my girls" one more time. Seriously. They're acquaintances of yours who are auditioning for Bachelor in Paradise. Because they are all on BIP. 

2. Jonathon's occupation is NOT really a ticklemonster.  He's a doctor.

3. Oh, Freddy. Stop being weird. This is why Rachel will always see Freddy as a 3rd grader.


4.  Raven is better than this. And better than that white leotard.


5. Eric's grandstanding would be more effective if he used the proper forms of nouns and verbs. As an educator, I just see how grammar has failed him.



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