There was supposed to be an outfit picture shared today. That did not happen. 6:30am is too early for that (and let's be honest, I was running late) and I changed at school so I couldn't do it later. It's a shame. I liked my skirt.
I'm very happy it's getting dark earlier. The dogs can't convince me to walk them at 8pm now. When it's dark, they know it's time to lay down.
Sometimes I feel the best use of my time at 6:20am (when I'm supposed to be getting ready for work) is to online shop. This is why I run late.
I will never, ever go to one of my high school reunions.
Moscato tastes like deployment and disappointment.
I had to buy individually wrapped candy corn packs in order to keep track of how much I eat.
There are candy corn "stains" inside one of my kitchen drawers from where I hide my stash from Scott.
I was ready to buy a new vacuum because ours wasn't working right. My friend told me to call Dyson and I was all No, no...and she was all Give me the serial number. I'll call. My laziness has reached a first-world level. Also, I bought a new vacuum.
I jabbed myself in my own eye last week when I was putting on eye cream.
Every single one of these teaching memes is ridiculously cliched but they are cliched because they are 110% true.
Any confessions today?