1. This is why I don't watch the news anymore.
Although what I wouldn't give for someone to dress me up and do my hair and makeup like those news anchors everyday. Must be a rough life, having someone make you look perfect at 5am and all.
2. I forgot to add something to my
"hate list" on Friday.
Coldplay. I cannot stand even the thought of them. Their music, with those tinny, whiny sounds, makes me want to poke out an eardrum. And, by association, I haven't liked Gwenyth Paltrow in years.
3.
Oh, another one I don't like: Blake Lively. This ticked me off.
Last night, we went to see
Savages. Dumb.
Dumb. Dumb.
I know it's a book and, actually, the storyline wasn't awful. But Blake Lively was awful indeed. Listening to her narrate the whole damn thing was the worst part.
And SO unbelievable. You're telling me two rich,
intelligent young men are going to go all out, risking their lives, to rescue their white-trash-
The-Hills-reject girl? I don't think so.
She had no redeeming qualities!
Much like Lori.
4.
The lovely Lauren at Shooting Stars Mag was my swap partner for
Meg's Soak up the Sun-Blog Swap.
Goodness gracious, does this girl know how to give a gift! I'm going to have a lot of fun pouring over this. There's recipes AND sarcasm. Hours of entertainment for moi. She also sent this little pile of goodness. Thanks Lauren!
5.
Especially when the people fighting
barely graduated high school 8 years ago, still don't know how to use a capital letter, and are fighting over some no-job, should-be-in-jail baby daddy. P.S. I'm too thoroughly amused to delete these people. P.P.S. Is this why ya'll like to watch
Teen Mom??
